Omegle funziez! playing omegle zombie game ahhaha.
Then I stumbleupon this.
This convo was sooo fucked up. took me half hour to say op is a faggot lol, these are just snippets because i lost the convo
You: wat is op
Stranger: oh
Stranger: why is that?
You: wat is op
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: why do u repeat?
You: tell me what op is
Stranger: why is that?
You: playing a game
Stranger: why?
You: funsies
You: now tell me what op is
Stranger: and why is that a goal?
Stranger: you can know too
You: so i can reload my gun to kill omegle zombies
Stranger: !
Stranger: wow
Stranger: such language!
You: didn't swear bro
Stranger: are you immersive?
You: no
Stranger: I'm a fractal designer
You: just tell me what op is
Stranger: yes, ok fine
You: cool story bro
Stranger: what story?
You: tell me who op is you fuck
Stranger: are you riddling me?
You: so i can reload my gun to kill zombies!
You: only got 1 bullet left
You: help me out bro
Stranger: you must relax
...
ou: TELL ME WHAT OP IS
Stranger: i am
Stranger: you do not listen
Stranger: to listen you must first want to listen
You: so you are a faggot lolp
Stranger: excuses excuses
Stranger: why do you pretend?
Stranger: just be
Stranger: and just flow
Stranger: ok?
You: fuck off hippie, i just want you to say op is a faggot
You: then i'll leave you alone
You: lol
...
Stranger: only through great skill and dedication will this time honored tradition pass
You: YOUUUUUUU
You: AREEEEEE
You: A CATTT NIPPPPLLEEE
You: CUNTS GUNNA CUT YOU AP
...
Stranger: BTW, My name is Harold. I'm a 45 y/o librarian.
You: you do sound like a harold
Stranger: I come on omegle to engage in meaningful discourse with young nubile boys.
Stranger: I would very much like to please you with my fellatio skills.
Stranger: I feel so close to you now
...
You: cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
You: cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
You: cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
Stranger: you will think of me son
You: cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
Stranger: you will dream of me
You: cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
Stranger: you will one day find me
You: yeah i think you are a cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
...
You: your penis is probably small and wrinkly
Stranger: like an
You: and lose some weight fatty
Stranger: anaconda
omg euh
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