I bet the hits this blog gets is when I actually go on it myself lol

The one time I talk on tumblr, I cause a shit storm.

That's fun.

Had to pee in a cup today :\ So fucking awkward, also saw my grandmother in the surgery. Didn't even see her! Awkward.
Ate garlic bread. The best.
Feel like some Thai food. That would be nice.


HOLY SHIT PARKLIFE!
Totally going there. Very good line up! Apart from Busy P not being there.
Still going.
Sebastien Tellier, Diplo, Digitalism and SebastiAn will be fucking great.
Should get some batteries for my shitty camera to take pictures of them. SD card too, I lost that. Lol



I've decided in the future, when I get married. Sebastien Tellier - La Ritrounelle shall be my wedding song, don't care what my future husband says. Lol

You're cute, so cute that you are a living teddy bear, but I won't tell you because it wouldn't work anyway.

Shit happens.


End of Semester. Fuck yes.

I know mum has her priorities, but they should not clash with my priorities.
She wants me to cook, clean and other boring shit all the time when I have to get an education and try not to fail my ass off.
She thinks I go on Facebook all the time, I suppose I do. But I actually get my work done. I don't want her constantly coming in to get me to do shit. Go away, let my asshole brother do it. He's been playing COD all day. Fuck.

Got a job finally. Shit yeah. I'll have some $$$ to go to Parklife. :) 2 jobs infact. I have to help out at a soup kitchen shop thingy and work at the performing arts centre. :)

I have a plan.

i'm going to put money away as much as I can (Not in a bank account, because I'll most definitely spend it!), I'll save up for:

1. Car
2. Parklife
3. Phone

:)

Fingers crossed this will work out. Wish me luck! :)

My online friends better come to my 21st in two years, or I'll cry.
They're seriously my biffles. LUV EM 2 DEF!!! <3

You know when you have a REALLY good dream?
Yep, had one of those last night. I wish it was real. Money could make it true though. :)
I feel like I'm stuck in the mud really. I could do a lot of things, but I don't do them which gives me nothing.
I should do something, so I can do a lot of things, that could possibly make that dream become a reality.
But for now, I'll just keep dreaming that dream. Wishing. :)

Omegle funziez! playing omegle zombie game ahhaha.

Then I stumbleupon this.

This convo was sooo fucked up. took me half hour to say op is a faggot lol, these are just snippets because i lost the convo


You: wat is op
Stranger: oh
Stranger: why is that?
You: wat is op
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: why do u repeat?
You: tell me what op is
Stranger: why is that?
You: playing a game
Stranger: why?
You: funsies
You: now tell me what op is
Stranger: and why is that a goal?
Stranger: you can know too
You: so i can reload my gun to kill omegle zombies
Stranger: !
Stranger: wow
Stranger: such language!
You: didn't swear bro
Stranger: are you immersive?
You: no
Stranger: I'm a fractal designer
You: just tell me what op is
Stranger: yes, ok fine
You: cool story bro
Stranger: what story?
You: tell me who op is you fuck
Stranger: are you riddling me?
You: so i can reload my gun to kill zombies!
You: only got 1 bullet left
You: help me out bro
Stranger: you must relax

...

ou: TELL ME WHAT OP IS
Stranger: i am
Stranger: you do not listen
Stranger: to listen you must first want to listen
You: so you are a faggot lolp
Stranger: excuses excuses
Stranger: why do you pretend?
Stranger: just be
Stranger: and just flow
Stranger: ok?
You: fuck off hippie, i just want you to say op is a faggot
You: then i'll leave you alone
You: lol

...

Stranger: only through great skill and dedication will this time honored tradition pass
You: YOUUUUUUU
You: AREEEEEE
You: A CATTT NIPPPPLLEEE
You: CUNTS GUNNA CUT YOU AP

...

Stranger: BTW, My name is Harold. I'm a 45 y/o librarian.
You: you do sound like a harold
Stranger: I come on omegle to engage in meaningful discourse with young nubile boys.
Stranger: I would very much like to please you with my fellatio skills.
Stranger: I feel so close to you now

...

You: cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
You: cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
You: cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
Stranger: you will think of me son
You: cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
Stranger: you will dream of me
You: cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
Stranger: you will one day find me
You: yeah i think you are a cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt

...

You: your penis is probably small and wrinkly
Stranger: like an
You: and lose some weight fatty
Stranger: anaconda

omg euh