I bet the hits this blog gets is when I actually go on it myself lol

The one time I talk on tumblr, I cause a shit storm.

That's fun.

Had to pee in a cup today :\ So fucking awkward, also saw my grandmother in the surgery. Didn't even see her! Awkward.
Ate garlic bread. The best.
Feel like some Thai food. That would be nice.


HOLY SHIT PARKLIFE!
Totally going there. Very good line up! Apart from Busy P not being there.
Still going.
Sebastien Tellier, Diplo, Digitalism and SebastiAn will be fucking great.
Should get some batteries for my shitty camera to take pictures of them. SD card too, I lost that. Lol



I've decided in the future, when I get married. Sebastien Tellier - La Ritrounelle shall be my wedding song, don't care what my future husband says. Lol

You're cute, so cute that you are a living teddy bear, but I won't tell you because it wouldn't work anyway.

Shit happens.


End of Semester. Fuck yes.

I know mum has her priorities, but they should not clash with my priorities.
She wants me to cook, clean and other boring shit all the time when I have to get an education and try not to fail my ass off.
She thinks I go on Facebook all the time, I suppose I do. But I actually get my work done. I don't want her constantly coming in to get me to do shit. Go away, let my asshole brother do it. He's been playing COD all day. Fuck.

Got a job finally. Shit yeah. I'll have some $$$ to go to Parklife. :) 2 jobs infact. I have to help out at a soup kitchen shop thingy and work at the performing arts centre. :)

I have a plan.

i'm going to put money away as much as I can (Not in a bank account, because I'll most definitely spend it!), I'll save up for:

1. Car
2. Parklife
3. Phone

:)

Fingers crossed this will work out. Wish me luck! :)

My online friends better come to my 21st in two years, or I'll cry.
They're seriously my biffles. LUV EM 2 DEF!!! <3

You know when you have a REALLY good dream?
Yep, had one of those last night. I wish it was real. Money could make it true though. :)
I feel like I'm stuck in the mud really. I could do a lot of things, but I don't do them which gives me nothing.
I should do something, so I can do a lot of things, that could possibly make that dream become a reality.
But for now, I'll just keep dreaming that dream. Wishing. :)

Omegle funziez! playing omegle zombie game ahhaha.

Then I stumbleupon this.

This convo was sooo fucked up. took me half hour to say op is a faggot lol, these are just snippets because i lost the convo


You: wat is op
Stranger: oh
Stranger: why is that?
You: wat is op
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: why do u repeat?
You: tell me what op is
Stranger: why is that?
You: playing a game
Stranger: why?
You: funsies
You: now tell me what op is
Stranger: and why is that a goal?
Stranger: you can know too
You: so i can reload my gun to kill omegle zombies
Stranger: !
Stranger: wow
Stranger: such language!
You: didn't swear bro
Stranger: are you immersive?
You: no
Stranger: I'm a fractal designer
You: just tell me what op is
Stranger: yes, ok fine
You: cool story bro
Stranger: what story?
You: tell me who op is you fuck
Stranger: are you riddling me?
You: so i can reload my gun to kill zombies!
You: only got 1 bullet left
You: help me out bro
Stranger: you must relax

...

ou: TELL ME WHAT OP IS
Stranger: i am
Stranger: you do not listen
Stranger: to listen you must first want to listen
You: so you are a faggot lolp
Stranger: excuses excuses
Stranger: why do you pretend?
Stranger: just be
Stranger: and just flow
Stranger: ok?
You: fuck off hippie, i just want you to say op is a faggot
You: then i'll leave you alone
You: lol

...

Stranger: only through great skill and dedication will this time honored tradition pass
You: YOUUUUUUU
You: AREEEEEE
You: A CATTT NIPPPPLLEEE
You: CUNTS GUNNA CUT YOU AP

...

Stranger: BTW, My name is Harold. I'm a 45 y/o librarian.
You: you do sound like a harold
Stranger: I come on omegle to engage in meaningful discourse with young nubile boys.
Stranger: I would very much like to please you with my fellatio skills.
Stranger: I feel so close to you now

...

You: cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
You: cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
You: cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
Stranger: you will think of me son
You: cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
Stranger: you will dream of me
You: cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
Stranger: you will one day find me
You: yeah i think you are a cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt

...

You: your penis is probably small and wrinkly
Stranger: like an
You: and lose some weight fatty
Stranger: anaconda

omg euh

Yes please.
Brb saving like fuck.

AMEN.

Wow, I go through my blog posts on here and think "I'm a real shitcunt" though. Lol.

I admit it. I do sometimes look through my fb pics and think I'm a hot bitch with swag.

Who doesn't?

This makes me want to hump his leg.

I think I have become a fucking grandma.

Ha, you know those userbackdrops on PhotoBooth right, Yeah I made some.

NYAN NYAN NYAN


Met Daft Punk and SebastiAn, u mad?


Oh yeah Pedro bby.

Learnt about the reproduction system today. Penises are more interesting. Vaginas are boring.
Penises can release nitric oxide and sprays at 5m/s :) Hell yeah.

Dislike parents coming home from being away and picking a fight with you. They must like to do it on purpose.

Everytime I'm nervous or think of something cringeworthy I then think I biting everything. I don't know why.

Fuck yeah exam study... Not.

I wanna go on holidays, and snuggle in my bed. Or go to Melbourne

I need a hair cut. My fringe always hates me and doesn't do what I want it to do. :\

Nothing else to talk about.

I shouldn't cram before a test. It's disgusting and I feel like punching myself in the face.
I also want to punch myself in the face because I hate 2,000 word essays.

I want a foreign boy. He must come with a blanket so we can snuggle together. We can say cute words in foreign language.

But, I'm forever alone. :)

I want to go away. Far away, I'm tired of the same old stuff. But I'm stuck. Because I don't have any money, haha.
It's all about money these days huh.

So desperate for a holiday.

Drunk survey i stole off Tumblr.
I don't want to put it on there, so I'll put it here.

1. Have you ever been drunk?
yes

2. How old were you the first time you got drunk?
16-17?

3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated?
yep :)

4. Have you ever ‘drunk dialed’?
nope

5. Have you ever been drunk in front of family members?
Damn you moscato!

6. Have you ever had to cover up the fact that you were drunk?
To my parents, yes.

7. Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol-related crime?
nope

8. Have you ever hooked-up with someone while drunk?
._.

9. Ever forgot their name?
I'm terrible for it.

10. When was the last time you were drunk?
just over a month ago

11. Have you ever been on a drunken binge?
yep shhh

12. Do you need alcohol to have a good time?
nope

13. What kind of alcohol gets you the most intoxicated?
Absinthe, obviously.

14. Favorite liquor?
Whiskey/liqueur

15. Favorite beer?
Pure Blonde

16. Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking and found out that you are STILL drunk?
YES :\

17. Have you ever swam drunk?
Nah

18. What kind of a drunk are you?
Happy, lovey dovey drunk

19. Is alcohol like “truth serum” to you?
Not really.

20. Favorite drinking partner?
Melinda

21. Favorite bar?
One that doesn't play shit music

22. Have you ever completely blacked out?
Nah

23. Have you ever puked from drinking?
yep

24. Have you ever had the ‘crying drunks’?
Nope

25. Can you still do physical activity while intoxicated?
Walk home, yes.

26. Have you ever gotten into a drunken fight?
No

27. Who is the most annoying drunk that you know?
Jarrod

28. Who is the most flirtatious drunk?
Nobody I know, which is a problem.

29. Do you have a drunken nickname?
No

30. Have you received a ‘booty call’
I wish

31. Funniest drunken scene in a movie
The drunk pics of the hangover

32. Favorite song about drinking?
Ain't No Party Like An Alcoholic Party - DJ Kicken

33. Have you ever woke up next to someone you didn’t know?
No

34. Have you ever been hit on by someone way older than you?
Yes :v

35. What’s the worst ‘buzz kill’?
Getting told you are going to stick your hand up an old man's ass while nursing. :v

36. Have you ever dated a bartender or bouncer?
No :\

37. Do you ever say to yourself, “Dang, I need a drink”?
many times. Never get around to it.

38. Do strangers ever buy you drinks?
yep :)

39. Have you ever drank too much on a date?
No.

40. Is there anything that you refuse to drink?
Gin and Absinthe

41. Have you ever been drunk on a plane?
no

42. Have you ever gotten drunk during the day?
no

43. Have you ever had to run from the cops and leave the beer behind?
no

44. What’s your favorite drinking game?
Pokemon one

45. Have you ever injured yourself while drunk?
Only very minor.

46. What’s the most destructive thing that has happened while you were drunk?
Can't say I've done anything destructive yet. Lol

47. Ever been drunk at a concert?
no

48. Is this survey getting too long?
yes shutup

49. Are you ready for the last question?
get on with it

50. Why do you drink?
good times? :)

What is I don't even

I LOVE THIS

∆

Hi.

Just a few things that annoy me.

My friend keeps hinting to me that I should 'come to church' with her. All the time. To the point that I'm starting to get offended. I'm sorry. I don't want to practise religion. There are things that I strongly disagree with when it comes to religion. Shit, I'm not forcing my atheism on you, so why do you have to force religion on me? I don't care if you are religious, we can be friends but don't fucking force it on me. You forcing me into something that I don't believe in. The reason why I do not practise religion is this.

∆ There are wars happening because of religion (see: Israel vs Palastine)
∆ Why do priest sexually abuse children?
∆ People buy/sell miracles.
∆ The rapture was supposed to come, but I'm still living.
∆ Give donations to the poor, but you see priceless, marble statues in the vatican and you see the creator of Hillsong parade around in a flashy car and live in a high end Sydney suburb
∆ The bible says don't judge people, yet most christians are against homosexuals.
∆ I got teased for bringing ham sandwiches for lunch to school (when I went to a seventh-day adventist school. Don't know why)
∆ I like science. Evolution for the win.

Now leave me alone. You do what you want and I'll do what I want. Hell (yeah I said it), I have friends that have the same religion as you and they don't nag me every fucking second to go. You know what? I don't even believe that there is a hell. Just we have a shitty place called Earth. Thank you.


Also this. People are questioning me about my french friend. "Oooo you're french admirer!" It's possible, but most unlikely so stop asking me. He was supposed to send it a year ago. He had a girlfriend too. I just like to send/receive stuff to/from a distant land. It's fun! :) Just because he's male doesn't mean I'm like OMGIWANTTOFUCKHIMOMGHELOVESME, I'm like awesome! French stuff! Oh I can't wait to get some Australian stuff for this person! It will make their day! It's just something different from what you are used to yeah? Like I'm bored of Australian culture. I want to get out there and experience it. I want to see it, smell it, taste it, touch it and feel it.

And this. People basically doing commentary while you are trying to watch a movie. Need I say more?

I'd like to also announce, that I'm just stupid in general. Yes. Take note internet. I bitch about everything. When really I shouldn't complain so much. But what the hey. It makes me feel better.

Bye. ∆