Learnt about the reproduction system today. Penises are more interesting. Vaginas are boring.
Penises can release nitric oxide and sprays at 5m/s :) Hell yeah.
Dislike parents coming home from being away and picking a fight with you. They must like to do it on purpose.
Everytime I'm nervous or think of something cringeworthy I then think I biting everything. I don't know why.
Fuck yeah exam study... Not.
I wanna go on holidays, and snuggle in my bed. Or go to Melbourne
I need a hair cut. My fringe always hates me and doesn't do what I want it to do. :\
Nothing else to talk about.
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Monday, May 30, 2011
I shouldn't cram before a test. It's disgusting and I feel like punching myself in the face.
I also want to punch myself in the face because I hate 2,000 word essays.
I want a foreign boy. He must come with a blanket so we can snuggle together. We can say cute words in foreign language.
But, I'm forever alone. :)
I want to go away. Far away, I'm tired of the same old stuff. But I'm stuck. Because I don't have any money, haha.
It's all about money these days huh.
So desperate for a holiday.
I also want to punch myself in the face because I hate 2,000 word essays.
I want a foreign boy. He must come with a blanket so we can snuggle together. We can say cute words in foreign language.
But, I'm forever alone. :)
I want to go away. Far away, I'm tired of the same old stuff. But I'm stuck. Because I don't have any money, haha.
It's all about money these days huh.
So desperate for a holiday.
Saturday, May 28, 2011
Drunk survey i stole off Tumblr.
I don't want to put it on there, so I'll put it here.
1. Have you ever been drunk?
yes
2. How old were you the first time you got drunk?
16-17?
3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated?
yep :)
4. Have you ever ‘drunk dialed’?
nope
5. Have you ever been drunk in front of family members?
Damn you moscato!
6. Have you ever had to cover up the fact that you were drunk?
To my parents, yes.
7. Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol-related crime?
nope
8. Have you ever hooked-up with someone while drunk?
._.
9. Ever forgot their name?
I'm terrible for it.
10. When was the last time you were drunk?
just over a month ago
11. Have you ever been on a drunken binge?
yep shhh
12. Do you need alcohol to have a good time?
nope
13. What kind of alcohol gets you the most intoxicated?
Absinthe, obviously.
14. Favorite liquor?
Whiskey/liqueur
15. Favorite beer?
Pure Blonde
16. Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking and found out that you are STILL drunk?
YES :\
17. Have you ever swam drunk?
Nah
18. What kind of a drunk are you?
Happy, lovey dovey drunk
19. Is alcohol like “truth serum” to you?
Not really.
20. Favorite drinking partner?
Melinda
21. Favorite bar?
One that doesn't play shit music
22. Have you ever completely blacked out?
Nah
23. Have you ever puked from drinking?
yep
24. Have you ever had the ‘crying drunks’?
Nope
25. Can you still do physical activity while intoxicated?
Walk home, yes.
26. Have you ever gotten into a drunken fight?
No
27. Who is the most annoying drunk that you know?
Jarrod
28. Who is the most flirtatious drunk?
Nobody I know, which is a problem.
29. Do you have a drunken nickname?
No
30. Have you received a ‘booty call’
I wish
31. Funniest drunken scene in a movie
The drunk pics of the hangover
32. Favorite song about drinking?
Ain't No Party Like An Alcoholic Party - DJ Kicken
33. Have you ever woke up next to someone you didn’t know?
No
34. Have you ever been hit on by someone way older than you?
Yes :v
35. What’s the worst ‘buzz kill’?
Getting told you are going to stick your hand up an old man's ass while nursing. :v
36. Have you ever dated a bartender or bouncer?
No :\
37. Do you ever say to yourself, “Dang, I need a drink”?
many times. Never get around to it.
38. Do strangers ever buy you drinks?
yep :)
39. Have you ever drank too much on a date?
No.
40. Is there anything that you refuse to drink?
Gin and Absinthe
41. Have you ever been drunk on a plane?
no
42. Have you ever gotten drunk during the day?
no
43. Have you ever had to run from the cops and leave the beer behind?
no
44. What’s your favorite drinking game?
Pokemon one
45. Have you ever injured yourself while drunk?
Only very minor.
46. What’s the most destructive thing that has happened while you were drunk?
Can't say I've done anything destructive yet. Lol
47. Ever been drunk at a concert?
no
48. Is this survey getting too long?
yes shutup
49. Are you ready for the last question?
get on with it
50. Why do you drink?
good times? :)
I don't want to put it on there, so I'll put it here.
1. Have you ever been drunk?
yes
2. How old were you the first time you got drunk?
16-17?
3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated?
yep :)
4. Have you ever ‘drunk dialed’?
nope
5. Have you ever been drunk in front of family members?
Damn you moscato!
6. Have you ever had to cover up the fact that you were drunk?
To my parents, yes.
7. Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol-related crime?
nope
8. Have you ever hooked-up with someone while drunk?
._.
9. Ever forgot their name?
I'm terrible for it.
10. When was the last time you were drunk?
just over a month ago
11. Have you ever been on a drunken binge?
yep shhh
12. Do you need alcohol to have a good time?
nope
13. What kind of alcohol gets you the most intoxicated?
Absinthe, obviously.
14. Favorite liquor?
Whiskey/liqueur
15. Favorite beer?
Pure Blonde
16. Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking and found out that you are STILL drunk?
YES :\
17. Have you ever swam drunk?
Nah
18. What kind of a drunk are you?
Happy, lovey dovey drunk
19. Is alcohol like “truth serum” to you?
Not really.
20. Favorite drinking partner?
Melinda
21. Favorite bar?
One that doesn't play shit music
22. Have you ever completely blacked out?
Nah
23. Have you ever puked from drinking?
yep
24. Have you ever had the ‘crying drunks’?
Nope
25. Can you still do physical activity while intoxicated?
Walk home, yes.
26. Have you ever gotten into a drunken fight?
No
27. Who is the most annoying drunk that you know?
Jarrod
28. Who is the most flirtatious drunk?
Nobody I know, which is a problem.
29. Do you have a drunken nickname?
No
30. Have you received a ‘booty call’
I wish
31. Funniest drunken scene in a movie
The drunk pics of the hangover
32. Favorite song about drinking?
Ain't No Party Like An Alcoholic Party - DJ Kicken
33. Have you ever woke up next to someone you didn’t know?
No
34. Have you ever been hit on by someone way older than you?
Yes :v
35. What’s the worst ‘buzz kill’?
Getting told you are going to stick your hand up an old man's ass while nursing. :v
36. Have you ever dated a bartender or bouncer?
No :\
37. Do you ever say to yourself, “Dang, I need a drink”?
many times. Never get around to it.
38. Do strangers ever buy you drinks?
yep :)
39. Have you ever drank too much on a date?
No.
40. Is there anything that you refuse to drink?
Gin and Absinthe
41. Have you ever been drunk on a plane?
no
42. Have you ever gotten drunk during the day?
no
43. Have you ever had to run from the cops and leave the beer behind?
no
44. What’s your favorite drinking game?
Pokemon one
45. Have you ever injured yourself while drunk?
Only very minor.
46. What’s the most destructive thing that has happened while you were drunk?
Can't say I've done anything destructive yet. Lol
47. Ever been drunk at a concert?
no
48. Is this survey getting too long?
yes shutup
49. Are you ready for the last question?
get on with it
50. Why do you drink?
good times? :)
Friday, May 27, 2011
Hi.
Just a few things that annoy me.
My friend keeps hinting to me that I should 'come to church' with her. All the time. To the point that I'm starting to get offended. I'm sorry. I don't want to practise religion. There are things that I strongly disagree with when it comes to religion. Shit, I'm not forcing my atheism on you, so why do you have to force religion on me? I don't care if you are religious, we can be friends but don't fucking force it on me. You forcing me into something that I don't believe in. The reason why I do not practise religion is this.
∆ There are wars happening because of religion (see: Israel vs Palastine)
∆ Why do priest sexually abuse children?
∆ People buy/sell miracles.
∆ The rapture was supposed to come, but I'm still living.
∆ Give donations to the poor, but you see priceless, marble statues in the vatican and you see the creator of Hillsong parade around in a flashy car and live in a high end Sydney suburb
∆ The bible says don't judge people, yet most christians are against homosexuals.
∆ I got teased for bringing ham sandwiches for lunch to school (when I went to a seventh-day adventist school. Don't know why)
∆ I like science. Evolution for the win.
Now leave me alone. You do what you want and I'll do what I want. Hell (yeah I said it), I have friends that have the same religion as you and they don't nag me every fucking second to go. You know what? I don't even believe that there is a hell. Just we have a shitty place called Earth. Thank you.
Also this. People are questioning me about my french friend. "Oooo you're french admirer!" It's possible, but most unlikely so stop asking me. He was supposed to send it a year ago. He had a girlfriend too. I just like to send/receive stuff to/from a distant land. It's fun! :) Just because he's male doesn't mean I'm like OMGIWANTTOFUCKHIMOMGHELOVESME, I'm like awesome! French stuff! Oh I can't wait to get some Australian stuff for this person! It will make their day! It's just something different from what you are used to yeah? Like I'm bored of Australian culture. I want to get out there and experience it. I want to see it, smell it, taste it, touch it and feel it.
And this. People basically doing commentary while you are trying to watch a movie. Need I say more?
I'd like to also announce, that I'm just stupid in general. Yes. Take note internet. I bitch about everything. When really I shouldn't complain so much. But what the hey. It makes me feel better.
Bye. ∆
Just a few things that annoy me.
My friend keeps hinting to me that I should 'come to church' with her. All the time. To the point that I'm starting to get offended. I'm sorry. I don't want to practise religion. There are things that I strongly disagree with when it comes to religion. Shit, I'm not forcing my atheism on you, so why do you have to force religion on me? I don't care if you are religious, we can be friends but don't fucking force it on me. You forcing me into something that I don't believe in. The reason why I do not practise religion is this.
∆ There are wars happening because of religion (see: Israel vs Palastine)
∆ Why do priest sexually abuse children?
∆ People buy/sell miracles.
∆ The rapture was supposed to come, but I'm still living.
∆ Give donations to the poor, but you see priceless, marble statues in the vatican and you see the creator of Hillsong parade around in a flashy car and live in a high end Sydney suburb
∆ The bible says don't judge people, yet most christians are against homosexuals.
∆ I got teased for bringing ham sandwiches for lunch to school (when I went to a seventh-day adventist school. Don't know why)
∆ I like science. Evolution for the win.
Now leave me alone. You do what you want and I'll do what I want. Hell (yeah I said it), I have friends that have the same religion as you and they don't nag me every fucking second to go. You know what? I don't even believe that there is a hell. Just we have a shitty place called Earth. Thank you.
Also this. People are questioning me about my french friend. "Oooo you're french admirer!" It's possible, but most unlikely so stop asking me. He was supposed to send it a year ago. He had a girlfriend too. I just like to send/receive stuff to/from a distant land. It's fun! :) Just because he's male doesn't mean I'm like OMGIWANTTOFUCKHIMOMGHELOVESME, I'm like awesome! French stuff! Oh I can't wait to get some Australian stuff for this person! It will make their day! It's just something different from what you are used to yeah? Like I'm bored of Australian culture. I want to get out there and experience it. I want to see it, smell it, taste it, touch it and feel it.
And this. People basically doing commentary while you are trying to watch a movie. Need I say more?
I'd like to also announce, that I'm just stupid in general. Yes. Take note internet. I bitch about everything. When really I shouldn't complain so much. But what the hey. It makes me feel better.
Bye. ∆
Thursday, May 26, 2011
I'm just going to list a few artists that don't even know who I am, but I really want to fuck them stupid.
(no order)
Thomas Pentz
Jence Moello
Frank Rivoire
Mehdi Favéris-Essadi
Pedro Winter
Bobby Rifo
Noah Lennox
Rob Swire
Benoit Heitz
And heaps of others that I cannot think of in this moment.
Fucking them all would be nice.
∆
(no order)
Thomas Pentz
Jence Moello
Frank Rivoire
Mehdi Favéris-Essadi
Pedro Winter
Bobby Rifo
Noah Lennox
Rob Swire
Benoit Heitz
And heaps of others that I cannot think of in this moment.
Fucking them all would be nice.
∆
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Hello Somebody.
Yeah, today wasn't too bad. Didn't catch the bus, didn't have to watch a bunch of shitcunts sitting on seats for an hour. Handed in my last group assignment for the semester. Thank goodness. Still have two assignments and 3 exams to get over. I'm sort of procrastinating. I should probably get my ass going, huh.
I was looking at clothes in the department store today, wishing I had the money to buy such nice clothes. I wanted to buy a jumper. It was $60. Mum would have bought it for me "but it has tatty edges!" THAT'S THE EFFECT, MUM. I hate those excuses. I want to wear what I want to wear. I sort of don't wear what I'd really want to wear. I have some things that I can wear, but I feel I don't express myself y'know. The stuff I've been wearing is pretty plain jane. Plain long sleeved tees and black. I really dislike wearing too much black. After all, I don't want to look like I'm going to a funeral.
My ideal outfit? (Well, for winter at least)
∆ Would be a nice pair of leather ankle boots with heels / Hi top sneakers (adidas/puma/reebok/nike)
∆ Knitted loose top that's see through with a camisole or t-shirt / Band t-shirt (Preferably Daft Punk/Pendulum/Ed Banger)
∆ Black jeans or dark wash jeans (Not wide leg, YUCK!) / Skirt/Dress with stockings
∆ Handmade knitted scarf, beanie and gloves (Colourful!)
∆ Purple socks, whenever I can.
You sorta get the deal. Colourful stuff. Except the pants. Dark pants match my shape.
Also, I saw so many people all cuddled up to their boyfriends and girlfriends. Wintery warm love. Don't rub it into a cold bitch like me! I'm fussy when I comes to men lol. That's probably why I am single. *shrug WHATEVER JUST BECAUSE I'M HOTTER THAN EVERYONE! LOL jk, I'm not really that narcissistic. Or maybe I am?
Also, I keep getting these recurring dreams that I get my nipple pierced. That's kinda scary, it would be painful I think. But if I was going to get a piercing I'd get my tragus done. REB. EL. Lol not even.
Also, facebook is about as interesting as watching paint dry really. Facebook is the reason we have boring people in the world. I love twitter. I can say whatever the fuck I like here. I think I'll like this too because I'm saying what ever here. I think my problem with the old blog was I was restricting myself from saying too much. But yeah just going to let it all out. I think it will get me through university.
I understand why some nurses are shitty at hospitals. Because they are surrounded by douchebags! I reckon by the time I graduate I'll hate every patient imaginable. Well, I think I hate everyone already.
Yeah too tired to type on. Night
∆ glitchbitch
Yeah, today wasn't too bad. Didn't catch the bus, didn't have to watch a bunch of shitcunts sitting on seats for an hour. Handed in my last group assignment for the semester. Thank goodness. Still have two assignments and 3 exams to get over. I'm sort of procrastinating. I should probably get my ass going, huh.
I was looking at clothes in the department store today, wishing I had the money to buy such nice clothes. I wanted to buy a jumper. It was $60. Mum would have bought it for me "but it has tatty edges!" THAT'S THE EFFECT, MUM. I hate those excuses. I want to wear what I want to wear. I sort of don't wear what I'd really want to wear. I have some things that I can wear, but I feel I don't express myself y'know. The stuff I've been wearing is pretty plain jane. Plain long sleeved tees and black. I really dislike wearing too much black. After all, I don't want to look like I'm going to a funeral.
My ideal outfit? (Well, for winter at least)
∆ Would be a nice pair of leather ankle boots with heels / Hi top sneakers (adidas/puma/reebok/nike)
∆ Knitted loose top that's see through with a camisole or t-shirt / Band t-shirt (Preferably Daft Punk/Pendulum/Ed Banger)
∆ Black jeans or dark wash jeans (Not wide leg, YUCK!) / Skirt/Dress with stockings
∆ Handmade knitted scarf, beanie and gloves (Colourful!)
∆ Purple socks, whenever I can.
You sorta get the deal. Colourful stuff. Except the pants. Dark pants match my shape.
Also, I saw so many people all cuddled up to their boyfriends and girlfriends. Wintery warm love. Don't rub it into a cold bitch like me! I'm fussy when I comes to men lol. That's probably why I am single. *shrug WHATEVER JUST BECAUSE I'M HOTTER THAN EVERYONE! LOL jk, I'm not really that narcissistic. Or maybe I am?
Also, I keep getting these recurring dreams that I get my nipple pierced. That's kinda scary, it would be painful I think. But if I was going to get a piercing I'd get my tragus done. REB. EL. Lol not even.
Also, facebook is about as interesting as watching paint dry really. Facebook is the reason we have boring people in the world. I love twitter. I can say whatever the fuck I like here. I think I'll like this too because I'm saying what ever here. I think my problem with the old blog was I was restricting myself from saying too much. But yeah just going to let it all out. I think it will get me through university.
I understand why some nurses are shitty at hospitals. Because they are surrounded by douchebags! I reckon by the time I graduate I'll hate every patient imaginable. Well, I think I hate everyone already.
Yeah too tired to type on. Night
∆ glitchbitch
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Hello Nobody.
Going to start this blog thing again. I can bitch to the internet and they won't judge me as much. Tumblr shits me. Sure it has cool photos but people's attitudes on there are shit... And I hate nutella, especially from that trashy nutella shot escapade! I also hate those "Reblog if you..." posts. Fuck off, I don't want to reblog your shitty sentence!
Beware, I will swear on here. I'm quite offensive you know. But, offensive is nice I guess. Nobody can never be too nice.
Now to my day.
University. Gotta love it and gotta hate it. I'm sure as hell I'd like to be a nurse. The learning content is quite interesting. But... There is one slight problem. The group work. It's shitty bitchy high school politics. I'm tired of that. I was hoping university would be great because it wasn't like high school. In a way it isn't because I'm more independent with my learning which is cool. But gah! group work! Nobody is on time, or people say they'll do stuff but don't do it, go off at each other, beat around the bush. Gah!
There is one thing you must know about me. I do not beat around the bush. I tell it like it is.
I hate this bickering and want to get my group assignments done so I can pass and earn a freaking living. Eurgh
Also, I feel like writing to the local MP. Because the NSW government is a heap of shit when it comes to bus concessions. Get this! I have to pay $4.60 to get into the main street of my town (really the main street isn't that far for a car to get there), but it costs me $1.70 for a DAILY ticket to go to my uni. Yeah! You heard right! I don't really see the logic in that. Do you? I'm not eligible for youth allowance, I don't go to tafe, My student card isn't accepted, I'm just hitting brick walls. I live in NSW, but I got to a Victorian University. I have the right to get a concession. I can't fucking afford $10 a day for bus fares, I might as well give someone fuel money to take me there! I'm basically discriminated against. I'm tired of it. I feel like smashing up the NSW Department of Transport I am that frustrated. I can't win. But I'll metaphorically smash the NSW department of Transport through politics... Something I'm not really in too.
On the upside, I had fried rice, and chocolate cake. Plus I'm listening to Alan Braxe. I love that man. The french make seriously awesome shit. Also, I'm knitting my friend Stacey a red scarf. I hope she likes it. I have two other unfinished ones, but I'll get around to them. Whatever. Knitting is sort of soothing. Gives me a break from everything.
Also, I found out I got full wifi reception at the bus stop! Winz0r! So now I won't be bored as fuck at the bus stop.
I might as well shutup now,
glitchbitch ∆
Going to start this blog thing again. I can bitch to the internet and they won't judge me as much. Tumblr shits me. Sure it has cool photos but people's attitudes on there are shit... And I hate nutella, especially from that trashy nutella shot escapade! I also hate those "Reblog if you..." posts. Fuck off, I don't want to reblog your shitty sentence!
Beware, I will swear on here. I'm quite offensive you know. But, offensive is nice I guess. Nobody can never be too nice.
Now to my day.
University. Gotta love it and gotta hate it. I'm sure as hell I'd like to be a nurse. The learning content is quite interesting. But... There is one slight problem. The group work. It's shitty bitchy high school politics. I'm tired of that. I was hoping university would be great because it wasn't like high school. In a way it isn't because I'm more independent with my learning which is cool. But gah! group work! Nobody is on time, or people say they'll do stuff but don't do it, go off at each other, beat around the bush. Gah!
There is one thing you must know about me. I do not beat around the bush. I tell it like it is.
I hate this bickering and want to get my group assignments done so I can pass and earn a freaking living. Eurgh
Also, I feel like writing to the local MP. Because the NSW government is a heap of shit when it comes to bus concessions. Get this! I have to pay $4.60 to get into the main street of my town (really the main street isn't that far for a car to get there), but it costs me $1.70 for a DAILY ticket to go to my uni. Yeah! You heard right! I don't really see the logic in that. Do you? I'm not eligible for youth allowance, I don't go to tafe, My student card isn't accepted, I'm just hitting brick walls. I live in NSW, but I got to a Victorian University. I have the right to get a concession. I can't fucking afford $10 a day for bus fares, I might as well give someone fuel money to take me there! I'm basically discriminated against. I'm tired of it. I feel like smashing up the NSW Department of Transport I am that frustrated. I can't win. But I'll metaphorically smash the NSW department of Transport through politics... Something I'm not really in too.
On the upside, I had fried rice, and chocolate cake. Plus I'm listening to Alan Braxe. I love that man. The french make seriously awesome shit. Also, I'm knitting my friend Stacey a red scarf. I hope she likes it. I have two other unfinished ones, but I'll get around to them. Whatever. Knitting is sort of soothing. Gives me a break from everything.
Also, I found out I got full wifi reception at the bus stop! Winz0r! So now I won't be bored as fuck at the bus stop.
I might as well shutup now,
glitchbitch ∆
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